Monday, August 31, 2009

plurkers

i jus joined plurk for the last 36 hours and its awesome !
can meet loads of nice new ppl =DDD
seriously their great

yesterday at around roughly 5 am
me manda and calvin were plurking and we were lyk
dude lets stay awake till morning !
its crazy i kno and we did it (=
success !!

we're lyk zombies + pandas

zomdas !! <- calvin's idea roar !
pandies is too ..... ... ... u get wad i mean rite?

me aaron and manda was chattin in msn and we were waitin for sunrise
while waitin manda was spammin my chatbox & plurkin vice versa me
we were lyk

i'm spammin ur chatbox dude !
yawh dude im spammin ur chatbox too !
my name is hell gonna be full at ur chatbox !
totally !
hyper at 6.45 am !
hyper at 7.15 am !
we're rockin it!
dis friggin awesome !
we're the zomdas !
we are gila-ing man !

we were drunk naturally though
calvin was jus LOL-ing

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calvin ask me to snap a pic of sunrise
im a noob

overall it was damn awesome
slept at 8 am .. tee-hee =DD

panda's b'day [ NOT u manda ]

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it's a pandas birthday and the parents bought him a cake made of bamboo for him and put little candles on top of it and lit them up...
then the panda was given 2 wishes....

His first wish was......
to take a COLOURED photo XD...

His second wish was....
to sleep earlier and get MORE sleep to remove the black eye patches around his neck =D

tag attack !!

FOUR NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
1. melia
2. guai po
3. turtle
4. ahmehlia

FOUR LAST SONGS YOU WERE LISTENING:
1. hillsong united -still
2. oasis-sunday morning call
3. the all-american rejects -i wanna touch you
4. black eye peas-pump it

FOUR MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
1. 1712
2. 0101
3.
4.

FOUR THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:
1. studyin
2. texting
3. listening to songs
4. plurking

FOUR WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. give a bright happi smile
2. laugh and laugh and laugh
3. being awesome
4. poke wars

FOUR FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. sings in the shower as if it's a sound-proof room
2. entered guiness world records for the FIRST person to get UTTERLY SICK from eating .... .... ..... .... JCO DOUGHNUTS
3. jus too
4. lazy to continue

FOUR SMALL DESCRIPTION ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIENDS
1. weng sze : tvxq biggest fan and a screamer when she sees her fav stuff
2. amanda : miss busy [ hangs out everyday ]
3. jia jia : when are u gonna be wong mew choo? (=
4. hui yue : mrs dat nearly has everything

FOUR GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. a letter from the goverment sayin dat i do not hav to seat for SPM
2. sony camera
3. a huge soft toy to huggie!
4. stress bread T.T

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES (CURRENTLY):
1. badminton
2. plurking
3. eating
4. definitely NOT studyin

FOUR PLACES YOU WANT TO EAT NOW:
1. tony romas !
2. mamak
3. sushi king
4. delicious -> banofee pie ><

FOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. starbucks coffee !
2. san francisco coffee !
3. coffee bean !
4. pearl milk tea

FOUR THINGS ALWAYS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
1. papers
2. junks
3. books
4. coins

FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. blue
2. white
3. blue
4. white

TOP FOUR HANGOUTS:
1. mid Valley
2. sunway pyramid
3. mid Valley
4. pavillion

TOP FOUR U LOVE SO MUCH:
1. being happi
2. cute stuff
3. colourful stuff
4. eating!

TOP FOUR "THINGS" SPECIAL TO YOU:
1. phonie
2. my presents dat was given from all my bffs
3. my baby[ laptop ]
4. my bloggie

TOP FOUR WHO YOU WANTS TO ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
1. amanda
2. joe
3. weng sze
4. sai kit

TOP FOUR REASONS WHY YOU ANSWERED THIS SURVEY:
1. tagged by a plurker
2. dun wanna study
3. relaxing
4. to do another tag

THE PEOPLE WHO I GOING TO TAG:
please help yourselves. =)

Sex Education

Pua Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.

Aloysius: Why is making love enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloysius: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course women lah! When you dig your nose feel better than your finger rite?

Aloysius: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai~yah! Let's say you walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehh? Don't play play ah!

Aloysius: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oy! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siao! Use your blain, use your blainn...

Aloysius: Why is it men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig it with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloysius: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn... you go dig your nose infront of your whole class is it? Stupid lahh!

Aloysius: Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah... best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world also lah!!