Pua Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.
Aloysius: Why is making love enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
Aloysius: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course women lah! When you dig your nose feel better than your finger rite?
Aloysius: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai~yah! Let's say you walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehh? Don't play play ah!
Aloysius: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oy! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siao! Use your blain, use your blainn...
Aloysius: Why is it men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig it with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloysius: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn... you go dig your nose infront of your whole class is it? Stupid lahh!
Aloysius: Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah... best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world also lah!!
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