Mother's advice to a daughter

I was trying to wash this WHITE shoe of mine which was BLACk O.O No matter how much i scrub and all...it's still BLACK..

So i asked my mum

Me : ma how 2 wash ark this shoe ? is so black! i can't wash it off
Mum: Woot is the initial colour of your shoe?
Me : White lo..
Mum: You want the shoe to be in what colour
Me : Err....white? o.O
Mum: Easy job la girl...use BLEACH and just dump the whole shoe into the bleach and let the bleach do the job (:
Me : .................. s...ure....